person: she—
me: it’s he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate—
me: yeah, it also says ’ 8lbs, 6 oz ‘— a lot has changed over the yearsOh SNAP that is the best comeback I’ve ever heard!!!
^ Best.
(Source: ramblingsfromthelandofcotton)
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