Me usually while doing assignments; YAY 200 WORDS!! :D
Me during this current assignment for Linguistics: OH SHIT I HAVE 200 WORDS! NOOOOOOOOOOO TOO MANY!!! D:
UGH WHY DOES THIS ASSIGNMENT HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD.
Assignment: Summarise a 21 page article *concisely* but *thoroughly.
Le me: Okay, that doesn’t sound too bad…… Right?!
Assignment: BUT YOU HAVE A MAXIMUM OF 150 WORDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Le me: Fuck. Just…. Fuck.
Assignment Part II: And now critically review said 21 page article, including 5 other references to show your wider reading.
Le me: Okay, yeah, so it’s like NCEA reading log x100 and at uni level… Still can’t be too hard, right….?!
Assignment Part II: BUT YOU ONLY GET 400 WORDS FOR THAT PART HAHAHAHAHAHA
Le me: … Well fuck.